The Granada Theater
New concert announcements each week, ticket giveaways & all things live music in LFK
1020 Massachusetts St, Lawrence, KS 66044 United States ,

Assjamz: Complete Workout

Sep 2, 2016 @ 9:00 pm  —  Sep 3, 2016 @ 2:00am

HI! #ASSJAMZ HERE WITH ANOTHER BLAZING HOT DEAL FOR YOU!

SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TIME TO GIVE UP ON MAKING SURE THAT BOOTY IS IN TIP TOP TWERKING CONDITION! WORRIED THAT YOU’RE NOT GETTING THE MOST OUT OF YOUR LATE NIGHT DANCE WORKOUTS? SAY NO MORE! #ASSJAMZ IS CLINICALLY PROVEN TO ENHANCE YOUR DANCING THROUGH THE USE OF OUR PATENTED “PLAY THE HITS” TECHNOLOGY™. DON’T BELIEVE US? COME SEE FOR YOURSELF! TICKETS ARE ONLY $10 AND ALL YOU GOTTA BRING IS THAT BOOTY.

~BECAUSE WITHOUT BOOTY, THINGS DON’T SEEM TO GO AS WELL.~

SEPTEMBER 2ND
TICKETS – $10
BUY A TICKET IN ADVANCE AND SKIP THE LINE AT THE DOOR.
TICKETS CAN BE PURCHASED AT THE GRANADA BOX OFFICE OR ONLINE AT WWW.THEGRANADA.COM.
AOL KEYWORD “#ASSJAMZ”

***100% ORGANIC, CORN FED, USDA APPROVED BOOTY SHAKING
NO MSG, NO SATURATED FATS, ZERO CALORIES, GLUTEN FREE, NO GMO, FAIR TRADE. TASTES GREAT, EVEN LATE.***

WE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.

SHOW US THE TRUE MEANING OF BOOTY SWEAT.



The Granada Theater

1020 Massachusetts St, Lawrence, KS 66044 United States 


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    New concert announcements each week, ticket giveaways & all things live music in LFK
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    1020 Massachusetts St, Lawrence, KS 66044, USA
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